1 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:23,255 National Film Archive presents 2 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:31,192 Film Studio Barrandov Bearer of the Order of Labor presents 3 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:35,367 Stories by Bohumil Hrabal 4 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:46,739 PEARLS OF THE DEEP 5 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:50,976 Screenplay 6 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:58,947 Cast: First story 7 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:03,357 Second story 8 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:08,729 Third story 9 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:12,895 Fourth story 10 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:17,303 Fifth story 11 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,171 Second Camera 12 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:24,615 Assistant Director Production Assistants 13 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,948 With the Collaboration of 14 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:49,139 Sound Edited by 15 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:53,201 Set Designer 16 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:57,281 Music by 17 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,486 Production Supervisor 18 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:04,020 Cinematography 19 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:07,217 Made by the creative team 20 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,429 MR. BALTAZAR'S DEATH 21 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:22,372 Directed by 22 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:38,287 I went to have a look at the archbishop's residence last year. 23 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:43,294 The garden was deserted, fallen leaves everywhere. 24 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:47,230 There was just an old woman sitting there munching on apples. 25 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,602 If only the dear deceased Archbishop Khon had seen that. 26 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:59,235 He would have gone at her and let her have it for not sweeping. 27 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,673 Harley-Davidson. 28 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,648 A 500? 29 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,811 750. 30 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,752 Date of manufacture: '44. 31 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:19,496 He used to be so nervy, especially when he was young. 32 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:24,468 Ever since he was shot by the forester, whose wife he had an affair with. 33 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:32,578 In the end, he moved with his lady housekeeper to Tirol, 34 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,806 to be nearer to heaven. 35 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:08,602 How could you abuse the car so terribly? 36 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,471 Just tell me how. - How? 37 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,477 As we were driving home at night, Slavek told me: 38 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:17,948 "Mother, we're still one death short, so here you are. Drive." 39 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,519 So I did, although the seat was low and I couldn't see much. 40 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,285 I'll have you know, we drove into the ditch only a few times. 41 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,654 I'll be darned if I lend you that car again. 42 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:27,817 Just look at it. 43 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,628 How many people did you drive in the Walter? 44 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:35,064 Not too many, just six and the bedstead. 45 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,159 What bedstead? 46 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,262 We were moving a bedstead for a butcher. 47 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,705 The butcher was in the car. 48 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,901 That car sure can take a lot. 49 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:56,881 My life only starts when I hear the compressors roaring. 50 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,984 Jawa 250. 51 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:32,216 Correct. And this is a Jawa 50. 52 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,602 Manuel Fangio says: 53 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,508 "There are race-car drivers who drive at an average speed of 97 mph. 54 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,341 But they soon get killed. 55 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:58,747 Other competitors drive at an average of 94 mph. 56 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:01,251 Those don't win any races. 57 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,949 So I drive at 95 mph and I keep winning." 58 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:10,513 Norton, Bultaco, Yamaha, 59 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,588 Ermaci, Mondial. 60 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,526 Doesn't that sound wonderful? 61 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,588 - Those machines. - Their names. 62 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,735 Those machines. Just listen. 63 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,530 It's music. 64 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,511 Redman, Hocking, 65 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:37,076 Baltis, Taveri. 66 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,947 The world elite has met here. 67 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:43,044 Mr. St'astny will show them anyway, Frantisek. 68 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:46,318 He walks on crutches. They have to sit him down on the bike. 69 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:50,020 He pushes off with one foot and wins. 70 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,327 Always a nice panoramic view from here. 71 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,902 Yes, but you can see better from over there. 72 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:15,708 Well, maybe. But there's more peace here. 73 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,982 There are always hordes of people there. 74 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,815 Because every year somebody takes a spill here. 75 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:27,154 We can see everything from here and the wreckage lands at our feet. 76 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,433 The year before last, that Italian crashed here, 77 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:41,597 the one whose frame snapped at 80 kilometers per hour. 78 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,471 Every year something happens here. 79 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,942 That's why there are always so many people here. 80 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,310 I come here every year. 81 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,111 There's always something to see here. 82 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,015 If only cars raced here. 83 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,588 Herman Lang, Rudolph Caraciola, 84 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,852 4.5 liter engines, two compressors. 85 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,852 That's something else to see! 86 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,867 Rudolph Caraciola says his life begins when he hears the compressors roaring. 87 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,369 You know Caraciola, sir? 88 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,365 I do. 89 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,874 I stood next to him at his wife's funeral. 90 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,468 She got caught in an avalanche. 91 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:25,278 I saw how a dog ran under Achille Varzi's wheels at the Tripoli Grand Prix. 92 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,352 Don't you remind me. 93 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:32,857 I even was at that tragic practice for the Monza Grand Prix. 94 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,324 A formula car leaked oil on the racetrack, 95 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,524 and on that patch of oil Borzacchini and Campari skidded and were killed. 96 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,566 They crashed from the rock down into the sea. 97 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,066 And Czaykowski? 98 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,296 He killed himself on that oil patch too. 99 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,238 But an hour later. 100 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:51,298 - And did you know Borzacchini? - Did I? 101 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,470 I drank with him after he won the race in Milan. 102 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,845 He took his entire winnings and exchanged it for bills. 103 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:01,681 He got a fan going and threw the bills up into the air, 104 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:04,585 and we danced in the swirling millions. 105 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,420 A wonderfully sociable fellow. 106 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:12,087 The young Baron Konigsvater had that same sort of disposition. 107 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,723 His father bred horses. 108 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,768 He had mirrors in the stables 109 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,327 for the horses to see themselves and so to get a better appetite. 110 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,272 The young baron married a poor actress 111 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:28,369 and blew all the money with her so fast his old man got a stroke. 112 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,245 I mean, a coronary, as they say these days. 113 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,220 A nice story. 114 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:46,191 You're lucky to have seen so much, 115 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:50,428 so many falls and accidents, all with your own eyes, right? 116 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:55,496 And I haven't even told you about that big crash at the Grand Prix of Austria. 117 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,207 When Smetana died, 118 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,974 they would use his sheet music to wrap sausages. 119 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:07,916 That's the thing, to amuse the nation in its spare time. 120 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,079 Antonin Dvorak wanted to do that too, 121 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:15,752 but the nation prefers to drink and have the "Humoresque" played to order. 122 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,592 Back when I still had one leg, I used to drive all over, 123 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,158 but now that both of them are gone — 124 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,293 I could do it all somehow with one leg, 125 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,304 but now that I've lost the other one too... 126 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,172 Jawa 350. 127 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,812 How did your wife know that? 128 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,586 She has a musical ear. 129 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,650 And a prep school. 130 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,061 Fine. 131 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:03,033 What do you think is the best car in the world? 132 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:07,044 Maserati, Mercedes or Alpha Romeo? 133 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,775 Walter. A 1931 Walter. Convertible. 134 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:15,217 That's a dependable machine. You can load her with a ton of potatoes. 135 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,824 Last week, she carried six butchers and a wardrobe to boot. 136 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,986 And then, she's easy to handle, hugs the curves beautifully, 137 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:27,532 soft suspension, strong going uphill... 138 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,727 - Well, good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 139 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,827 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 140 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,880 I say, if only they raced cars here... 141 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,314 4.5 liter engines, two compressors. 142 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,248 That's something else to see! 143 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,083 And there you are quite wrong, sir. 144 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,953 Motorcycle races are the most demanding of a racer 145 00:14:55,661 --> 00:15:00,530 who must become one body, one big heart with his machine. 146 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,500 In this perfect union of man and machine, 147 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:07,436 motorcycle races are reminiscent of flying or ballet. 148 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,566 We used to race too, but with fire trucks. 149 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:16,705 Staff members and police officers along the entire track are requested... 150 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:20,751 Who else should know about a great heart than I, ma'am? 151 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,516 With only one leg, I kept on riding a Harley. 152 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,614 But when I lost the other leg... 153 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,717 I rode with my brother in the sidecar 154 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,524 and my left leg was gone with a false leg there instead. 155 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:36,567 As we were riding along, the car broke off. 156 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:42,904 My brother rode into a ditch. The force tore off my false leg and leather pants. 157 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,771 I fell off. 158 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:50,474 The false leg flew through the air and landed in the road, 159 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,643 right in front of two women returning from market. 160 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:58,917 One of them, as soon as she saw that, she fainted. 161 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,551 To me, nothing had really happened. 162 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,095 I was hopping along to fetch that false leg, 163 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,665 but when I was picking it up, even the stouter woman fainted. 164 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:15,267 Yes, ma'am, I was still okay with one leg, but now? 165 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,003 That's why I'm so cross and unpleasant. 166 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:24,014 Because of me, a beauty tried to poison herself with Sliwowitz. 167 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,279 Her name was Zdena Malikova. 168 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:33,256 When that girl kissed me in the pub, the Dragoon lieutenants used to go mad. 169 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,418 Once she took me to her room 170 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:41,090 and I told her all about the supernatural nature of Mozart. 171 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,702 Mr. Baltazar has a great heart. 172 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,762 And you think that Mr. St'astny doesn't? 173 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:53,174 He does, but when he rides by, people's hair stands on end. 174 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,143 He uses too much force. 175 00:16:55,247 --> 00:17:00,014 Zdena Malikova soothed me and whispered: 176 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:03,282 "You will win me over only as a man." 177 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:07,792 I wanted to jump out of the window, but it was the second floor. 178 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:11,294 Zdena cuddled up to me and whispered 179 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,059 that I could do anything I liked with her. 180 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,862 So I informed her that Strauss, 181 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:21,497 on hearing Mozart's Jupiter, 182 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,509 had said that it disgusted him. 183 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,876 And she answered: "You disgust me. 184 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:34,146 Can't you see this body of mine?" 185 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,759 But when Mr. St'astny grabs his machine like he means it, 186 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:46,888 then he has no rival. 187 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,058 His body positioning, his taking risks! 188 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,033 He knows how to go down too. 189 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,572 He's had 60 falls and only a few injuries. 190 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,241 At the Prachovske skaly Gran Prix, 191 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,005 he hit the concrete road surface at 120 km per hour. 192 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,241 The sparks were just flying. 193 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,850 I was watching from the window of my sister's house. 194 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,547 And the machine crashed into a tree 195 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:14,990 and Mr. St'astny flew right into the ditch under our window. 196 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:19,025 I said, "How do you do, Mr. St'astny? 197 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,462 Come in. 198 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:24,627 You can wash up and we'll make you a cup of coffee. 199 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:29,405 Looking at your bike, you're done riding for now." 200 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:33,877 Mr. St'astny climbed right in through the window to have his coffee. 201 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:38,416 I wanted to run away, but there was a St. Bernard growling at the door. 202 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,451 So I started singing, 203 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,886 "Be only mine, my Violetta," and surrendered to her. 204 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,855 Too bad Dicky Dale doesn't ride anymore 205 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,621 or Keith Campbell or Bob Brown. 206 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,925 That would be decent competition for Frantisek St'astny. 207 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,966 Dicky and Keith were killed in a single race. 208 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,333 Bob Brown broke his neck a year later. 209 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,099 So I sang, 210 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:06,337 "Be only mine, my Violetta," and surrendered to her. 211 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,609 Mr. Baltazar will really step it up today. 212 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:14,652 He will beat them all. 213 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,121 In the parking lot, 214 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:30,167 mechanics are exchanging the last cold spark plugs for warm ones. 215 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,100 The competitors are taking their places on their machines 216 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,139 and are slowly driving out to the starting line. 217 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,333 We'd like to point out to all of you on the track 218 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,706 that this is a race of the strongest motorcycle class. 219 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,770 Staff members and police officers are therefore requested 220 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,976 to secure the safety of competitors all along the track. 221 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:51,112 We ask competitors to maintain utmost discipline. 222 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,054 The world's elite of motor racing 223 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:57,618 is now approaching the starting line on machines built for the highest speeds. 224 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,718 The final adjustments. 225 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:02,664 The competitors are putting on their goggles and helmets. 226 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,068 The engines are quiet. 227 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,572 Five seconds to go. 228 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,836 The competitors are leaning over their handlebars. 229 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,571 And they're off! 230 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:10,546 - Where is Mr. Baltazar? - Over there. 231 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,987 You'd better not go there, though. 232 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:12,476 Why do I always have to witness everything? My own double crash. 233 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:13,949 Farina's crash, 234 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:17,146 Prince Biro flew into the crowd over there, before my own eyes. 235 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:22,090 Borzacchini was killed on an oil patch a few meters away from me. 236 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:27,097 At the Tripolis Grand Prix, a dog got under Achille Varzi's wheels. 237 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,793 I just always have to be there. 238 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,750 That's a Norton, isn't it? 239 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,487 - Praga 350. - Beemer. 240 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:54,754 - Beemer. - Beemer. 241 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,191 Beemer. 242 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:02,790 Beemer is the dark beer they make in Munich. 243 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:04,632 It's German beer. 244 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,761 So that it doesn't get shaken up too much, 245 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:10,000 they deliver it on carts pulled by oxen with long horns. 246 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:16,206 Each one of those oxen has polished brass balls on their horns, 247 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:20,375 so everybody can see from afar that they are bringing a special brew. 248 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,231 THE IMPOSTORS 249 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,528 If I wasn't mad about something... 250 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:38,728 Directed by 251 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,805 I couldn't write 252 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,306 a single sentence. 253 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:49,879 And when I had nothing to write about, 254 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:54,810 then I used to manufacture news items by myself. 255 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,581 Once, in the Orient Bar 256 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:04,395 a prostitute and I got drunk 257 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:10,492 and I wrote an article about the nightlife in Prague. 258 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,368 The title was 259 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:19,137 "A Tragic Incident of a Female Alcoholic." 260 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:25,340 About the illness I caught in Bal Begre, 261 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,685 that I can hardly tell you. 262 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:34,125 And so one day, I walked into The Tunnel... 263 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,625 The Tunnel in Tyn Street? 264 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,754 That's right. Tyn Street, exactly. 265 00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:43,300 I had enormous success there. 266 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:47,565 I sang the "Rendez-vous" by Johann Strauss there. 267 00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:50,402 So I entered The Tunnel that day. 268 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:55,275 They were practically closing, and I didn't have an article for the paper. 269 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:59,817 A fellow with a beard was sitting there. 270 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,045 I walked over to him, trying to start something, 271 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:07,113 and I said, "Mister, you look like Baby Jesus." 272 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,789 He socked me a good one. 273 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,555 He started shouting, 274 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:15,656 "You little shit! Do you know who I am? 275 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:18,998 I am the chairman of the Czech anarchists, 276 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:20,969 and my name is Vrba. 277 00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:24,098 Do you understand? Vrba. 278 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:27,645 V as in vermouth, 279 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:31,079 R as in rum, 280 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:34,618 B as in brandy 281 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:38,416 and A as in absinthe." 282 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,023 But tell me, dear friend, 283 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,858 which was your favorite role? 284 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:54,028 My piece de resistance used to be The Rose of Stambul. 285 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,206 My only Stambul Rose 286 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:07,342 You are my Scheherazade 287 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:16,021 I greatly advanced Czech operetta. 288 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:22,528 But you tell me something 289 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:26,502 about how you used to write your newspaper articles. 290 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:29,903 Once I got a tip 291 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:34,945 that there was gambling going on at Krejcarek. 292 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,979 I put on a disguise 293 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:42,179 and so did a certain detective 294 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,914 and we went there. 295 00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:49,120 They were playing on a cart. 296 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,887 A couple of candles 297 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,487 and they gambled 298 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:58,262 whatever they had stolen during the day 299 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,667 or had gained by begging. 300 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:05,566 The banker made an estimate and paid it out immediately. 301 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:10,744 So as not to be conspicuous, 302 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:16,219 I staked my boots on the nine of clubs. 303 00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:20,082 - On the dead bird. - On what? 304 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:23,752 - On the dead bird. - Oh, yes. 305 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,455 But I lost. 306 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:29,965 Then I staked my coat 307 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:33,469 and my watch 308 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:36,404 on the green nine. 309 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,238 The goat with the butterfly. 310 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:43,440 But just then we heard the whistles, 311 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:49,084 the banker whisked away the candles, it went dark 312 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:52,782 and the police broke it all up. 313 00:29:52,891 --> 00:30:00,320 And so, nicely barefoot, I lightly walked home 314 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,422 and wrote the article 315 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:08,063 "The Monaco of the Prague Underworld." 316 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:12,772 But listen, my friend, 317 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:15,471 looking at you, 318 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:18,105 I imagine you looked good in a tailcoat. 319 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,774 I should say. 320 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:23,547 I owned three costumes. 321 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:27,923 I was well equipped. 322 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:32,128 The Tsarevich, 323 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,255 Danil 324 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,660 and Prince Orlowsky. 325 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,896 Wait. 326 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:54,247 I liked singing The Csardas Princess best. 327 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:58,311 A thousand angels in paradise 328 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:01,984 I love you all 329 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,562 What's wrong, dear friend? 330 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:13,369 Nothing. Just something in my throat. 331 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:18,875 But I would prefer you telling me something about your articles, 332 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:22,003 something about cards. 333 00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:24,411 That was some article. 334 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:26,176 It was called, 335 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:29,947 "The Gambling House of the Cursed Millions." 336 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,380 I wrote in that article 337 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:38,861 that three paths lead from the Piceks' gambling house. 338 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:42,922 One to the Wilson Railway Station, 339 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:46,401 the second to the Pankrac prison 340 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,302 and the third to the Olsany Cemetery. 341 00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:52,502 I worked out in that article 342 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:58,014 that during the 10 years cards were played at Piceks', 343 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:02,417 so much money exchanged hands in the place 344 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,389 that another Maginot Line could be bought for it. 345 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:13,189 As for me, I liked to play the game "God's Blessing." 346 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:16,426 Several times I lost everything. 347 00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:19,970 I lost my shoes. I lost my tie. 348 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:26,010 I used to come home and never a word to anybody. 349 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:31,448 Because cards, that's the fates tempting you, my friend. 350 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,610 But what can you do, 351 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:38,280 when the fates turn up their noses at you anyway? 352 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:41,620 Should I call the nurse? 353 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,092 If only you'd seen me 354 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:48,723 when I sang The Merry Widow in Brno. 355 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:56,399 Me, in tails and a cape with white silk lining. 356 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:01,334 I enter the stage, do this with my hand, 357 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,573 the silk hat slightly to one side, 358 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,149 and there I go, singing... 359 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:09,083 I shall go to Maxim's 360 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:12,554 Where there's lots of fun 361 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,854 But my most famous performance 362 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,023 was The Last Waltz by Oscar Strauss. 363 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,835 Could I help it 364 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:29,065 if the Princess fell in love with me? 365 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,537 With me, a lieutenant of the Guards? 366 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:37,775 Could I help it that, just for her, 367 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,077 I sang at the ball, 368 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:44,580 "Love is only a dream"? 369 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:49,683 That the Commander tore off my epaulets 370 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,558 and broke my saber in front of the whole regiment? 371 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:59,403 Why, I had to flee abroad because of that waltz. 372 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:00,903 Because of a waltz! 373 00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,735 I'll call the nurse. 374 00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:06,105 Lie down. 375 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:11,411 Talk, dear friend. 376 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:15,145 I do so love the human voice. 377 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:21,456 Some cases, these two fellows were. 378 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:26,051 This one registered as an opera soloist, 379 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,666 but when the secretary phoned the Artists' League, 380 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:32,395 he had no relatives, 381 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:36,769 they told him there had only been one man there by that name, 382 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:39,032 but he was no soloist. 383 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,475 A chorus singer. 384 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,707 He probably borrowed those costumes somewhere 385 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:13,368 and had his photograph taken. 386 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:20,140 And the other one, same thing. 387 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:25,822 He wrote down in the hospital registration book that he was a reporter, 388 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:29,859 but he had only written infrequent little articles in the Gardener's Magazine. 389 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,628 And can anybody blame them? 390 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,758 Oh, but I do. 391 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,063 What would the world come to? 392 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,899 The world would collapse 393 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:43,473 if you couldn't tell the good people from the bad, 394 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:48,034 the impostors from honest folk. 395 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:57,580 How are you, my good man? 396 00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:00,851 Ulcer? Ulcus duodeni? 397 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:05,928 In 10 days, you'll be fit as a fiddle. You can count on it. Believe me. 398 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:13,329 Thank you, Doctor. 399 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,915 THE HOUSE OF JOY 400 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,580 Show me, you silly thing. Show me. 401 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,816 Here. Give it here. Be quiet. 402 00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:17,951 Let me see your little leg. Attagirl. 403 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:22,328 See? I just want to measure you. Let me. 404 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,900 Don't be a silly girl. Come on. 405 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,094 You silly billy! 406 00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:29,770 Do you know that I'm afraid of you? 407 00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,968 Okay, then. That's it, that's it. 408 00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:35,068 Just look at me, you silly. 409 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:38,808 Show me another one of those legs. 410 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,747 There now. You see? 411 00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:46,849 Go on walking, will you? Give me your foot. 412 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:49,653 Be a good boy. Be good. 413 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:51,789 Let me see. I'll measure again. 414 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:55,195 This is up to here. This is from the other side. 415 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,597 Come here, now. Easy now. 416 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,601 Be quiet. There, there. 417 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:04,539 Well, I can't say I like this much. 418 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:06,667 Is this supposed to be my Fufa? 419 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:09,177 After all, he's a real Belgian! 420 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,805 He's show material. 421 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:14,407 But what are you painting there? 422 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:20,183 It's dragging its stomach on the ground like some weasel. 423 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,952 - You just don't get it! - Well, now. 424 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,927 - I'm painting it for you. - There, there. Giddyup! 425 00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:32,002 If the driver understood art, it would be worth squat. 426 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,731 Yes, yes, yes. We're agents for the National Insurance Company. 427 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:38,639 Pleased to meet you. I've been waiting for you for ages. 428 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,803 We've come to insure you against life and death. 429 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,980 Please have a look. National Insurance provides coverage 430 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,520 which is basic and general, 431 00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:55,718 but here you have the opportunity, so to speak, of a bonus feature. 432 00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:56,884 A bonus feature 433 00:39:56,994 --> 00:40:00,862 which will give you a feeling of security, of confidence in the future. 434 00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:06,096 And I think that for you, section 10 in particular would be very advantageous. 435 00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:09,866 Well, section 10, to speak concretely, 436 00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:13,774 means that as early as two years into paying the insurance premiums 437 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:18,872 you can ask the insurance company for a deposit on the policy. 438 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:23,352 Well, let us be frank, according to the changeless laws of nature, 439 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,389 life around us progresses unarrestably. 440 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:29,391 New life springs up and everything old decays, 441 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:34,089 but a modern man is naturally not afraid to face these facts. 442 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,632 Isn't that so? He solves them rationally. 443 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,726 What I mean exactly is the advantageous funeral insurance, you see? 444 00:40:39,837 --> 00:40:43,000 It is offered to you in the following extent. 445 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:47,203 A black coffin with the usual accessories or even a metal lining, 446 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,905 the dressing of the deceased, placing him in the coffin, 447 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:52,312 the transport of the deceased and the cremation itself, 448 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:57,285 fees for the orators, and the official casket for the ashes. 449 00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:02,382 And, of course, it is very advantageous to insure further expenditure too, 450 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:06,657 like mourning outfits, wreaths, flowers, travel expenses, etc. 451 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:10,097 According to the wishes of the not-yet-deceased 452 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:15,434 who wants to cause the least trouble possible to those who survive him. 453 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,840 So you see, goat, how I've paid you back. 454 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:22,412 Gentlemen, I'm quite willing to be insured. 455 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:24,276 I'm quite old already. 456 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,849 I've been going door-to-door buying skins for 35 years. 457 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:31,479 That's fine, and I have another piece of pleasant news for you in that regard. 458 00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:33,489 It's the extra low premiums 459 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,788 for motorcycles and three-wheeled vehicles 460 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:40,330 because, let's face it, there's danger everywhere in our daily life, 461 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,127 whether we're at home or out on the street, right? 462 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,259 And an accident can happen unexpectedly, 463 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:48,338 and that's where the accident insurance policy comes in. 464 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:53,536 We have several kinds, different kinds of coverage. 465 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,703 Look, we have insurance against fire, explosion, 466 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:58,680 crashing into an obstruction, turning over after skidding, 467 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,875 storms, hailstones, rocks falling, 468 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:03,476 trees falling, vehicle body paint scratched by children. 469 00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,384 Do you have children? - No. 470 00:42:05,489 --> 00:42:07,548 Exactly. You have no children 471 00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,990 and a National Insurance plan will secure your old age. 472 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:12,358 Doesn't it worry you sometimes? 473 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:14,727 Well, yes. It worries me too, at times. 474 00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,800 That's why I want to paint them. 475 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,131 I always said to mother, 476 00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:23,998 "If only those goats of mine which I killed came to life for me. 477 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:28,568 If only those goats I killed came back to life." 478 00:43:04,214 --> 00:43:06,114 Where do you get such ideas from? 479 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,275 That's what I like best: 480 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:13,584 To take a knife and plunge it into a goat's neck. 481 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:19,154 But that time when I was in Prague, 482 00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:24,257 and I saw them kill a horse, 483 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:27,965 its eyes blindfolded. 484 00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:30,939 Then I nearly cried. - Yes, yes. 485 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:34,909 Just for you, we have this so-called extended insurance 486 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:37,810 and I think it's a great thing for you. 487 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:39,576 Because the extended insurance 488 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:42,777 not only covers the things we talked about before 489 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:44,615 but also moveables, 490 00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:48,954 the basic furnishings of your household. 491 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:50,492 And now that I see it here, 492 00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:53,461 it's as if we had you particularly in mind. 493 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:57,159 Because our extended insurance covers painting too. 494 00:43:57,267 --> 00:44:00,725 These are my dreams. This is all my dreaming. 495 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:02,669 Jiminy! 496 00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:05,742 I say, where do you get such ideas from? 497 00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:08,676 It's inside me, like the inside of a goat. 498 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:33,495 - You painted all this? - Yes, I did. 499 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:39,134 This here represents — These here — 500 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:42,041 Those sitting under the trees — 501 00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:44,671 Here they're carrying flour during the occupation, 502 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,249 they were scared — 503 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,376 They rested and hid in the forest. 504 00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:53,513 And this here is one of them with an oar, how — 505 00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,216 I don't know. And that — 506 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:57,559 This is an oar? 507 00:44:57,661 --> 00:45:01,859 This is supposed to be an oar? - Well, whatever it's called. 508 00:45:01,965 --> 00:45:03,660 I can't tell you what it is. 509 00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,862 Some things are from around here, 510 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,905 some are from Sumava, and some are from the Tatras. 511 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,202 This represents Jan Zizka 512 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:16,040 as a ghost appearing to Crusaders. 513 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,515 - These are the Crusaders? - Sure are. 514 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:23,642 Look here. 515 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,813 Where do you get such ideas from? 516 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:27,948 I wouldn't know. 517 00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:31,752 And what do you think about while you're painting? 518 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:35,821 What? I turn the radio on and I sing while I work too. 519 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:40,967 And this here. You paint nudes too? 520 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:44,802 That's a naked woman. It didn't come out right. 521 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:47,502 Here we have some girl — What is it? 522 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:51,775 Yes, she's exercising there, doing calisthenics. 523 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:55,283 - In front of that man there? - If you like. 524 00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:59,549 - Please tell me where you get such... - Here I have it, here. 525 00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:02,284 There is a surprise here: Section Six. 526 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,690 Life insurance gives the opportunity... 527 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:06,353 And that's a stag? 528 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:10,194 Yes, that's a stag, and he has a dog there. There. 529 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,928 - A dwarf. - A dwarf and a toadstool. 530 00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:15,300 There's a hind. There's a doe. 531 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:19,773 And on this door there's a lion. 532 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:21,572 Well, that's a lion. 533 00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:25,273 That man's feet hurt, so he climbed up to ride. 534 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:30,786 And here, there's this boy next to the neighbor. 535 00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:35,291 The neighbor's son had a boy who was a bit of a hunchback, 536 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:38,259 and he sort of had his hand — 537 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,330 His mouth was a bit twisted. 538 00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:45,925 Mrs. Salacova, his grandmother, thought he was the very image of his mother. 539 00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,732 She says he's their boy all right. 540 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:50,636 Here's a man with dogs. 541 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:52,936 Is it always the same man? - No, no, it isn't. 542 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:55,273 How did you think up that man? 543 00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:57,779 With the two dogs? 544 00:46:57,881 --> 00:46:59,508 Well, that's difficult. 545 00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:02,676 I think of an idea and then I just do it 546 00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:05,254 and that's how it is. 547 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:08,349 And dwarfs. 548 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,653 Dwarfs. 549 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:15,129 Those are gnomes. What sort of gnomes are they? 550 00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:19,498 I painted that because the radio so often tells lies... 551 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:23,869 The gnomes are there because of the radio? 552 00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,169 Because of the radio. It often tells lies. 553 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:30,337 So I said, "Mother, I'll paint some gnomes 554 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,847 with pickaxes, so they'll smash it up." 555 00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,781 Only trouble is they won't come to life. 556 00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:40,453 - What on earth do you paint with? - These are oils. 557 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:43,458 - And everything with a paintbrush? - Yes, all done with a paintbrush. 558 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,825 - These are some woods, right? - They are. 559 00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,363 That's a chapel. 560 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:52,333 It's meant to be a chapel, the one Saint Wenceslas was in. 561 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:56,133 - That's him on the horse? - Yes, the one riding the horse. 562 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,400 Who's that leading the horse? 563 00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,704 That was a mistake. He shouldn't be there. 564 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,905 They say it's making fun. And there — 565 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,482 - Making fun of whom? - Of Saint Wenceslas. 566 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,814 - You like it colorful, right? - Yeah. 567 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,683 Yellow, especially. 568 00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:13,881 And now I've discovered blue. 569 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:17,427 - They say Emperor Wilhelm liked blue. - He did? 570 00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:20,052 He supposedly liked blue things and so I follow his example and... 571 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:23,564 - You follow Emperor Wilhelm? - I made this according to him. 572 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:24,964 Some beaks, aren't they? 573 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:26,763 - Sure are. - Wait, wait. 574 00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:30,271 The policy will be paid out according to the original agreement 575 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,103 if all premiums are paid in advance. 576 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:35,406 Will a policy for 40 thousand be enough? - Yes, yes. Of course it will. 577 00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:37,844 Look here. You let that insurance business be. 578 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:40,542 You're better off buying paint. 579 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:44,417 You'll be paying a lot and earning very little. 580 00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:47,615 I've already decided to insure myself 581 00:48:47,724 --> 00:48:49,715 because I can't go around buying skins anymore. 582 00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:53,762 That's right, citizen. Here. Sign here. 583 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:57,231 - Yes, I'll sign it. - Down here. Here, please. 584 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:59,928 I've already decided to get myself insured. 585 00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:02,096 - I can't go around buying skins anymore. - Correct, citi — 586 00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:04,070 No insurance policy! 587 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,007 Lord, no. We don't even have enough money for paint. 588 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:15,415 Oh, my guardian angel! 589 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:17,384 Guard my soul well. 590 00:49:17,487 --> 00:49:21,617 Guard it by day and by night, against all force and bad might. 591 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:23,659 Guard it well by day and night. 592 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,661 This is my mother. She's my muse. 593 00:49:26,763 --> 00:49:30,324 She gives me the ideas that I put down in paint. 594 00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:35,932 Where are my glasses? 595 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:38,337 Come on up with me, son of mine. 596 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:43,311 Angel, guard my soul by night and day. 597 00:49:44,881 --> 00:49:48,476 What do they call you at home? 598 00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:50,917 Tonicek, isn't it? Tonicek. - Yes. 599 00:49:51,021 --> 00:49:56,254 Tonanek, Antonin, Tonda, Antonicek, 600 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,329 This is where we keep the special stuff. 601 00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,421 Isn't that something? 602 00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:06,402 All these walls are still waiting for us. 603 00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:11,799 Now I'll show you the way my son paints on glass, with a paintbrush. 604 00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:16,436 This here is the accident which happened to Saint Bernard. 605 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:22,451 At the last supper, he drank up a spider from the goblet by mistake. 606 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:25,112 - Oh, boy! - And it came out again... 607 00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:26,450 Lovely. 608 00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:28,888 Out of his mouth. 609 00:50:28,992 --> 00:50:31,893 - Yes, isn't it now? - It is. 610 00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:33,257 Isn't it lovely? 611 00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:36,196 What about this? This is beautiful, isn't it? 612 00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,267 - Beautiful. - Well, well. 613 00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:42,494 Look at this beauty here. Just you look. 614 00:50:42,606 --> 00:50:44,801 What do you say to that? - Beautiful. 615 00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:48,605 Madam, do you know that you interrupted an official act? 616 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:52,010 I know, you Antichrist. 617 00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:53,742 Do you have a mother? - Yes. 618 00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:58,719 Every mother dreams about the role her child is going to play in life, 619 00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:02,485 but it never enters her mind that she could have borne a crook. 620 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:07,655 And the Good Lord who is here with us and sees everything... 621 00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:12,493 There never was and there is no Good Lord. 622 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:15,298 There you are damned wrong. 623 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:22,242 That's the only painting we sold. 624 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:27,009 The Council wanted to get it cheap, so they ordered it from us. 625 00:51:27,117 --> 00:51:30,348 But that was some job. 626 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:40,475 And in the end we had to return the money, we did. 627 00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,068 Where do you get such ideas from? 628 00:54:43,179 --> 00:54:46,012 It's inside me, like the inside of a goat. 629 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:53,511 Anyway, it was interrupting an official act. It was. 630 00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:04,163 When we've painted all over it, 631 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,701 we'll offer this little house to the National Gallery. 632 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:09,465 We'll ask them to get us a clean little house in exchange. 633 00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:11,335 And we'll paint it all over again. 634 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:13,432 They should put in a chair lift 635 00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:15,807 so that people won't step on the paintings on the floor. 636 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:22,076 We paint it all for the people, for free, just for the joy of it. 637 00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:30,992 Damnation, damnation. 638 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:33,619 That was a nice 40 winks I had. 639 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:37,257 I can hardly see anymore. Is it that late? 640 00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:48,941 Mommy, mommy. 641 00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,543 Do you feel what I'm going to paint now? 642 00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:58,384 Tongues, little tongues. 643 00:56:51,474 --> 00:56:55,934 Well, sonny, you paint it nicely, and I'll have to think it out. 644 00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:57,670 Here. 645 00:56:57,781 --> 00:57:04,619 A "Revelation of St. Dominic" for you because you helped us out so well. 646 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,188 Now I'm going up onto the scaffolding. 647 00:57:06,289 --> 00:57:10,191 Carpenters were building 648 00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:15,590 Scaffolding for the masons 649 00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:19,367 And on the scaffolding 650 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:22,302 Hell and damnation! What is this supposed to be? 651 00:57:23,406 --> 00:57:25,067 Careful, careful. 652 00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:28,611 And on the scaffolding 653 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:32,408 My love is walking 654 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:41,486 I planted myself a rue 655 00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:44,219 An herb broad of leaf 656 00:57:44,327 --> 00:57:49,492 Just for the record, that was an interruption of an official act. 657 00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:55,162 May my dear mother in her grave calmly sleep 658 00:57:55,271 --> 00:58:01,073 The rue's blossoms are gone The wind carried off its leaves 659 00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:08,310 But my dear mother still peacefully sleeps 660 00:58:09,219 --> 00:58:13,451 The rue's blossoms are gone The wind carried off its leaves 661 00:58:13,556 --> 00:58:17,151 Catastrophe. 662 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:22,528 Oh, no. Marriage is not for me. 663 00:58:23,466 --> 00:58:31,601 Boys, marriage is not for me. 664 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:36,111 It doesn't matter about me anymore, but I refuse to allow cruelty to animals. 665 00:58:36,212 --> 00:58:38,680 Wait, wait. 666 00:58:38,781 --> 00:58:41,011 Catastrophe. 667 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:42,846 Look here. 668 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:46,410 Some things should be left as they are. 669 00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:51,959 It was indeed interrupting an official act. 670 00:58:53,463 --> 00:58:56,523 Some things should be left as they are. 671 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:28,129 THE HOUSE OF JOY 672 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:32,759 DIRECTED BY SCHORM 673 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:40,407 My Baruska, you are so sweet 674 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:45,345 Show me where your bed is 675 00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:47,348 THE RESTAURANT THE WORLD 676 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:53,411 Directed by 677 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:56,816 Kiss, children. Kiss. 678 00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,295 Many happy years! 679 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:06,224 In the morning, in the morning 680 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,897 In the white light of day 681 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,973 We won't go home till then 682 01:00:14,978 --> 01:00:18,141 Till the white light of day 683 01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:23,245 In the morning, in the morning 684 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:26,982 In the white light of day 685 01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:31,120 We won't go home till then 686 01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:35,259 Till the white light of day 687 01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:39,967 At our grandpa and grandma's wedding 688 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,537 At their wedding 689 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,539 At their wedding 690 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:48,702 Grandma was crying and grandpa, he laughed 691 01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:52,372 Grandma was crying and grandpa, he laughed 692 01:00:54,884 --> 01:01:01,517 I regret the love that I gave to you 693 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:10,493 I regret the tears that I shed 694 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:36,424 I like to dance 695 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:40,223 And perhaps tomorrow 696 01:01:41,097 --> 01:01:44,589 I will be gone 697 01:01:45,268 --> 01:01:49,034 And so keep playing 698 01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:53,433 I want to have fun 699 01:01:54,243 --> 01:01:56,438 Since my love has... 700 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,777 Surely, Doctor, you can't just leave her here. 701 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,611 There's food and beverages here. 702 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,687 Call the police quickly and close up the whole place. 703 01:02:04,787 --> 01:02:08,314 Closing up is easier said than done. This is a self-service restaurant. 704 01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:10,187 We're closing, sorry. 705 01:02:10,293 --> 01:02:14,627 - I haven't even had a beer. - I don't have time to get you one now. 706 01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:16,959 - Well, Doctor? - Nothing we can do. 707 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:18,897 Come quickly then. It's urgent. 708 01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,798 - What? - There's an accident. 709 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:23,428 An accident? But I should take care of this. 710 01:02:35,017 --> 01:02:37,008 We've been waiting for you since this morning! 711 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:39,416 Goodness, that wedding on top of it all. 712 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:41,820 What are you doing here? 713 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,892 We're closing! - I want my beer. 714 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:46,393 Oh, no. No beer. Come, come. 715 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:48,191 Out with you. 716 01:02:48,297 --> 01:02:50,162 Come on. We're closed. 717 01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:51,893 No beer till morning. Come along. 718 01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:53,866 - We were always such friends. - Sure we were. 719 01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:57,337 You can get your beer in the morning. Get out. 720 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,432 - Hey, there. I want a beer. - Beer in the morning. 721 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:03,376 - Hey! - What are you doing here, mister? 722 01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:05,504 Goodness. Come along. Come and talk to me. 723 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,446 Talk you want. 724 01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:10,610 Give me a beer then too. - In the morning. 725 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,285 What on earth happened to you? 726 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:20,353 Did you fall off a tram or off a rock? 727 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:25,290 Something worse. My fiancee ran out on me. 728 01:03:26,702 --> 01:03:29,466 You were engaged? I didn't even know that. 729 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:32,607 Well, it just came up suddenly. Just like that. 730 01:03:34,243 --> 01:03:38,509 It was such an interesting situation. 731 01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:42,809 I had such a strange girl. 732 01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:44,648 The day before yesterday, for example, 733 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:48,884 we were breaking up stale bread for supper 734 01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:53,220 and heating it up in the oven. 735 01:03:55,264 --> 01:03:58,358 You were breaking up dry bread for your supper? 736 01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:04,567 Dry bread. 737 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:11,307 Because we'd spent our last dime three or four days before. 738 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:14,776 The minute the girl had no money in her pocket, 739 01:04:14,884 --> 01:04:17,614 she would get these dark thoughts. 740 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,918 Once she wanted us to commit suicide together. 741 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,594 She said, "Look here, Karlik. 742 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,856 We'll open the window, okay? 743 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:31,999 We'll hold hands and jump into the yard." 744 01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:35,832 She'd heard somewhere about a case where a boy wanted to kill himself. 745 01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:39,601 He put an ironing board in the window and blindfolded his eyes 746 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,301 and just walked until it tipped. 747 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:43,844 He fell, of course. 748 01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:48,349 You can imagine how a person feels before committing suicide. 749 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:54,451 We washed as usual, and we dressed in our best. 750 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:59,392 That girl of mine had such a nice dress. Taffeta, red. 751 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,198 She put some beads on too. 752 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:08,202 I went to open the window and looked down into the yard. 753 01:05:08,304 --> 01:05:09,498 You see? 754 01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:16,169 As I looked, I saw an antenna jutting strangely out of a first-floor window. 755 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:20,477 If we'd jumped out, we certainly would have cut off our — 756 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,380 We surely would have cut open a leg. 757 01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:25,180 The aesthetics of it would just be bad. 758 01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:28,621 Surely you wouldn't care what you looked like afterwards? 759 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:35,263 My girl also told me sometimes that I'm a bit of a nut. 760 01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:38,263 But how could I be crazy 761 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:40,392 and at the same time able to work with my hands 762 01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:43,199 to the precision of a hundredth of a millimeter? 763 01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:47,374 So to calm the girl down, 764 01:05:47,476 --> 01:05:50,411 I grabbed one of her hands and one of her feet, 765 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:52,674 and I wanted to swing her around. 766 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:56,081 But I must have worked it out wrong somehow. 767 01:05:57,653 --> 01:06:02,090 But that girl of mine was wonderful anyway. 768 01:06:02,191 --> 01:06:05,024 Her head crashed through one of the door panels, 769 01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:09,029 and she looked like a fish caught in a net by the gills. 770 01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:12,100 In spite of it all, she still defended me to our neighbor. 771 01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:15,693 Get a load of them! They even brought stools! 772 01:06:16,672 --> 01:06:18,537 Just look at them. What are you gawking at? 773 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:20,472 Go home, you idiots! 774 01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:22,669 This is no circus! 775 01:06:23,179 --> 01:06:26,273 Beer again! Beer! It's driving me crazy. 776 01:06:30,586 --> 01:06:33,111 The other day, I went for a walk, 777 01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:37,386 and a pretty girl was walking towards me. 778 01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:39,222 About 19, I think. 779 01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:42,320 Suddenly a train came by and she jumped. 780 01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:44,422 Her head rolled right to my feet. 781 01:06:44,533 --> 01:06:47,502 She was still winking at me. Have you ever seen anything like that? 782 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,743 Oh boy, you, such a handsome fellow. 783 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:05,184 What are you wearing? You look terrible. 784 01:07:06,122 --> 01:07:08,352 What's wrong with it? 785 01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:13,087 This is fashionable, isn't it? This outfit? 786 01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:17,298 That's the fashion in the factory. - Some fashion, that. 787 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,267 How many beers do you want? - Two pints. 788 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:23,268 You should see our boys. 789 01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,034 You must have noticed. 790 01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:28,542 At the beginning, they all used to wear patched overalls, 791 01:07:28,644 --> 01:07:31,477 and then these little wires came along. 792 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,377 I've got only one here. 793 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:36,576 I kind of like it. Pretty nice. 794 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:43,451 I won't give up that girl of mine anyway. 795 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,825 By being frigid, she made graphic art famous. 796 01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:50,990 Had she been a normal woman, had we made love, 797 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,762 absolute graphic art wouldn't have stood a chance. 798 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:57,734 Six crowns from you, handsome. 799 01:08:00,109 --> 01:08:02,373 What are these people waiting for? 800 01:08:02,478 --> 01:08:06,141 There's a big wedding upstairs. Close the door behind him, Eva. 801 01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:14,513 And what about you? 802 01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:17,217 Do you still like it in that factory of yours? 803 01:08:20,496 --> 01:08:25,934 I don't think I could live without that factory, nor without that girl of mine. 804 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:29,232 After all, they installed my first exhibition. 805 01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:11,372 WE MUST GUARD OUR UNITY WITH ALL OUR MIGHT 806 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:06,484 I called the exhibition: 807 01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:10,429 The Factory. A Tactile Experience 808 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,932 And did the workers like it? 809 01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:17,405 Well, the young ones, mostly. 810 01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:20,669 But these days, the whole factory is bragging 811 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,710 that they were actually the ones 812 01:11:22,811 --> 01:11:26,110 who put on my first exhibition. 813 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,095 My goodness. That's what I call a wedding. 814 01:11:41,730 --> 01:11:45,188 That fiancee of yours ran away yesterday, you said? 815 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,963 No, the day before yesterday. 816 01:11:48,070 --> 01:11:50,538 You know what, I'm not really surprised. 817 01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:52,869 She was very well-read, 818 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:57,708 although it was mostly romance and biographies of the famous. 819 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:01,747 She dreamed we would have a two-room apartment one day, 820 01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:03,943 with a kitchen... 821 01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:08,782 Well, she's of noble birth, 600 years of family tree 822 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:14,420 and one of her ancestors was even a papal chancellor. 823 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:18,830 But of course, sometimes we used to break up old bread for supper. 824 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:24,165 Or the girl would sell old bottles. 825 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:30,576 Once she cut up a new dress she'd bought the day before 826 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:33,842 and sold it as old rags. 827 01:12:33,949 --> 01:12:39,410 Sometimes she also took my books and sold them second-hand. 828 01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:42,490 I really didn't like that, because my library was diminishing. 829 01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:46,155 But otherwise, it was absolute living. 830 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,322 Let us through. 831 01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:54,862 I tell you, I got to know her in such a lovely way. 832 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,672 - Where is she? - Here, the doctor knows. 833 01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:05,872 When we and our friends felt down, 834 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:10,177 we made our own death masks. 835 01:13:10,819 --> 01:13:14,721 To leave something behind on this earth after we're gone. 836 01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:17,854 In the middle of our work, 837 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:24,092 such an interesting, unusual girl came and joined us in the cellar. 838 01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:28,900 We don't even know how. She probably saw us through the little window. 839 01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:33,570 She liked what we were doing terribly. 840 01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:36,610 In the end, it was clear she didn't have a dime. 841 01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:41,404 Afterwards, when my friends had gone, 842 01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:45,245 she told me in the doorway, just as she was leaving, 843 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:48,152 to make her a mask like that too. 844 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:51,388 Good grief! Why didn't you turn off the lights? 845 01:13:51,493 --> 01:13:53,791 All these people gawking. 846 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,162 What did you find, Doctor? 847 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:05,399 Well, I examined her thoroughly, 848 01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:09,841 but I found no signs of violence. 849 01:14:09,945 --> 01:14:11,572 Look at the bruising on the neck. 850 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,409 Towards one side, ridges. 851 01:14:13,515 --> 01:14:16,951 It's wide, deep and incomplete. - Yes. 852 01:14:17,052 --> 01:14:19,748 Otherwise, it's a clear case. Death was caused by suffocation. 853 01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:22,517 Well, the request for autopsy — 854 01:14:22,991 --> 01:14:25,653 We'll fill it out right here and pass her over to you. 855 01:14:27,729 --> 01:14:30,596 Well, we'll take a few photographs here anyway. 856 01:14:30,699 --> 01:14:33,964 Where's the rope the young lady hanged herself with? 857 01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,128 Yes, yes. On the toilet. 858 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:49,375 What's that? Did you catch it from somebody, or what? 859 01:14:55,557 --> 01:14:57,991 A horse kicked me. 860 01:14:58,093 --> 01:15:00,789 Well, he sure was a goner. 861 01:15:00,896 --> 01:15:04,730 I took him in, and he's in the drunk tank. 862 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,596 Look, look! Those people will drive me crazy. 863 01:15:06,702 --> 01:15:09,500 Have you ever seen anything like this? 864 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,942 Calm down, ma'am. I'll take care of it. 865 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,068 Did I beat my father to death with a chain or what are they staring at? 866 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,773 I'd rather go sit with that girl in the back. 867 01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:22,510 That'll be better. 868 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,785 Well? 869 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,448 Will you let him go? 870 01:16:03,992 --> 01:16:06,460 We won't be discussing that here. 871 01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:16,701 And why not? 872 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:21,033 Do you know what he did to me? 873 01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:28,482 He punched me in the eye. 874 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,644 Just look at me. Is that any way to act? 875 01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:34,914 Look, my eye is as black as carbon paper. 876 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:41,763 It's not all that bad. 877 01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:43,660 Stop it. 878 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,302 Damn it! Will you let him go or won't you? 879 01:16:59,514 --> 01:17:01,311 Tomorrow. 880 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:11,858 All right. I'll wait for you, then. 881 01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:17,822 Everybody must understand I don't want to sleep alone on my wedding night. 882 01:17:20,202 --> 01:17:22,534 You're not my type. 883 01:17:39,187 --> 01:17:41,621 Luckily you're not the only man around here. 884 01:17:45,761 --> 01:17:47,888 Do you like me? 885 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,299 Hey there, 886 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,807 do you like me? 887 01:18:03,211 --> 01:18:06,009 You know, I kind of do. 888 01:18:07,215 --> 01:18:11,481 Your eyes are just like my girl's eyes. 889 01:18:11,586 --> 01:18:14,919 You've got a blue glint too, 890 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,661 like a splinter of chalcedony, 891 01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:22,426 a dimple in your chin, 892 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:26,262 and your hair looks like you got it cut in a juvenile detention center. 893 01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:28,598 I like you. 894 01:18:29,471 --> 01:18:31,098 Come, come on. 895 01:18:47,122 --> 01:18:50,956 An unidentified girl of a slim build, about 160 cm tall. 896 01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:52,856 Age around 20. 897 01:18:52,961 --> 01:18:57,955 Wearing a light-green, short corduroy coat, a black blouse, 898 01:18:58,066 --> 01:19:00,534 a gray-green tartan skirt. 899 01:19:00,635 --> 01:19:03,729 Seamless nylon stockings. 900 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:17,269 - What do you care about those trees? - Hold it properly. 901 01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:22,400 I said, why do you care so much about those trees? 902 01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:29,515 What business are they of yours? 903 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:32,546 They would break. 904 01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:38,593 So what? So they'll break. 905 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:59,976 Lord in Heaven, what do you care? 906 01:22:16,131 --> 01:22:19,066 Haven't you got a bit more? 907 01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,032 I do, 908 01:22:21,136 --> 01:22:25,732 but only under one condition: 909 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:32,604 That you'll make me a death mask too. 910 01:23:14,022 --> 01:23:18,288 DULKA CINEMA 911 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:25,659 Directed by 912 01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:31,130 SOLD OUT TONIGHT 913 01:25:24,486 --> 01:25:28,047 To celebrate the 20th anniversary 914 01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:30,351 of the liberation of the Czechoslovak Republic 915 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:33,222 and the Third National Spartakiade, 916 01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:35,853 as approved of by the Council of the National Committee, 917 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:38,592 the workers in factories and offices 918 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:42,796 will take charge of beautification of public areas. 919 01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:47,197 Starting September 1, the required amount of hours worked will be set again 920 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:51,108 according to the nature and difficulty of the task. 921 01:25:51,212 --> 01:25:54,739 A novelty is the form of rewarding meritorious individuals — 922 01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:56,680 Give me a drag. 923 01:25:58,386 --> 01:26:03,653 Apart from the bronze, silver and gold pins, diplomas and plaques, 924 01:26:03,758 --> 01:26:07,922 individuals and teams will now be able to win material prizes too. 925 01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:10,896 - Your hands are shaking. - I work hard. 926 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:12,466 What do you do? 927 01:26:12,567 --> 01:26:16,765 Plumbing. Bathtubs, toilets and the like. 928 01:26:16,871 --> 01:26:17,929 That's great. 929 01:26:18,039 --> 01:26:19,472 Look here. How much is that wool coat? 930 01:26:19,574 --> 01:26:22,008 - This one? - No, that one. 931 01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:23,304 - That one? - Yeah. 932 01:26:23,411 --> 01:26:26,744 - Thirty-five. - Tell you what. Buy it for me. 933 01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:29,112 We'll go somewhere together. You'll see then. 934 01:26:29,217 --> 01:26:31,481 - What will I see? - Well, you'll see. 935 01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:36,114 Buy it first, and then you'll see. - But they're closed. 936 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,350 Doesn't matter. 937 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:39,585 Just give me the lova, and I'll buy it tomorrow. 938 01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:41,787 - What do you mean, lova? - You know, lova. 939 01:26:41,896 --> 01:26:42,794 Oh, I see. 940 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:48,565 It's okay. 941 01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:51,662 What's okay? 942 01:26:51,773 --> 01:26:54,742 Well, everything's okay. 943 01:26:55,777 --> 01:26:57,404 I see. 944 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:02,516 Have a bite. 945 01:27:19,601 --> 01:27:22,866 She keeps on crying 946 01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:27,965 Crying at the gate 947 01:27:28,810 --> 01:27:31,335 Mr. Tichy will be mad. I'll put it here for him by the garage. 948 01:27:31,446 --> 01:27:33,471 So that he has something here too. 949 01:27:33,581 --> 01:27:41,181 She keeps on crying 950 01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:46,591 Crying at the gate 951 01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:51,924 Geez, what a clock. Where did you... you know? 952 01:27:52,033 --> 01:27:54,524 - Where did we what? - Well... you know? 953 01:27:54,636 --> 01:27:58,265 Djadro benga, may my children die! What do you think I am? 954 01:27:58,373 --> 01:28:00,864 We bought it in a second-hand shop, and that mirror too. 955 01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:03,273 Our grandfather was a Gypsy baron. 956 01:28:03,378 --> 01:28:05,243 You've got a cold. 957 01:28:05,346 --> 01:28:07,109 We Gypsies always have colds. 958 01:28:07,215 --> 01:28:11,618 I went to the theater once, and they were playing that Carmen. 959 01:28:11,719 --> 01:28:14,813 She also sang like she had a cold. 960 01:28:27,335 --> 01:28:29,132 Now, look here, you Czech. 961 01:28:29,237 --> 01:28:31,432 Give me those 40 crowns. 962 01:28:32,073 --> 01:28:34,667 You know, we Gypsy girls are clean too. 963 01:28:35,643 --> 01:28:38,840 You'll give me 40, won't you? 964 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:44,945 Thirty-five, and not a penny more. 965 01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:47,283 All right, then, 35. But right this minute. 966 01:28:47,388 --> 01:28:50,983 No, not now. Not until I see what you said. 967 01:28:52,193 --> 01:28:53,990 That's what all men are like. 968 01:28:54,095 --> 01:28:57,258 First you promise a girl something, and then you give her a kick. 969 01:28:57,365 --> 01:28:58,992 But not me. 970 01:29:00,201 --> 01:29:02,226 But not me. Honest. 971 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,999 Honest. I'm not like that. 972 01:29:05,106 --> 01:29:08,405 No, really. You know I would never — 973 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,477 Well, at least show me the lova. 974 01:29:22,056 --> 01:29:25,423 Now what? Do you want to go out, or in here right away? 975 01:29:29,964 --> 01:29:32,125 We can go to my place. 976 01:29:32,233 --> 01:29:33,791 Mother isn't at home, 977 01:29:33,901 --> 01:29:37,268 so we can make some coffee and put on some jazz. 978 01:29:59,961 --> 01:30:02,521 Sweetie pie, give me a smoke. 979 01:30:06,467 --> 01:30:10,267 The cigarettes are on the chair and the matches too, so take them. 980 01:30:11,005 --> 01:30:13,303 But don't set fire to my bed. 981 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,896 He sings like I talk. 982 01:30:42,336 --> 01:30:45,134 He's a darkie just like you. 983 01:30:48,509 --> 01:30:50,739 Sweetie pie, come here. 984 01:30:51,813 --> 01:30:56,182 Now, then, sweetie pie. 985 01:30:56,284 --> 01:31:00,050 Come here, sweetie pie. Come here. 986 01:31:00,154 --> 01:31:03,089 Let me sleep here with you, okay? 987 01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:05,918 You know... 988 01:31:06,027 --> 01:31:08,791 we Gypsies, as soon as we go to bed with a man, 989 01:31:08,896 --> 01:31:11,126 we fall in love with him. 990 01:31:15,069 --> 01:31:17,663 I have to go to work early in the morning. 991 01:31:19,073 --> 01:31:21,598 So you think I'd go and rob you? 992 01:31:22,877 --> 01:31:25,311 Don't set fire to the bed. 993 01:31:27,014 --> 01:31:29,278 You Czech, how dare you? 994 01:31:29,383 --> 01:31:31,112 Who am I? 995 01:31:31,219 --> 01:31:34,711 I own two feather beds and curtains for two windows. 996 01:31:34,822 --> 01:31:37,290 And my grandfather was a Gypsy baron! - All right, then. 997 01:31:37,391 --> 01:31:40,554 But why wouldn't you let me untie your apron in that case? 998 01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:43,630 Well, why? Why? 999 01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:53,739 Why? 1000 01:31:55,910 --> 01:31:58,970 Well, because you could... you know. 1001 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,516 - What? - Well... you know. 1002 01:32:02,617 --> 01:32:07,486 What, you think I'd steal the 50 crowns I gave you? 1003 01:32:07,588 --> 01:32:10,182 - We have to be careful. - How dare you? Am I a thief? 1004 01:32:10,291 --> 01:32:12,486 Am I a thief? - Sweetie pie, don't be mad. 1005 01:32:12,593 --> 01:32:15,528 You think I would give you money just to take it back again? 1006 01:32:15,630 --> 01:32:19,293 - Look here, sweetie pie. - Well, really. Am I a thief or what? 1007 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,801 Don't be mad anymore. 1008 01:32:22,904 --> 01:32:25,600 You really pissed me off. 1009 01:32:25,706 --> 01:32:28,106 Look. Now, there. 1010 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:32,236 What do you say we start a new life together? 1011 01:32:42,423 --> 01:32:44,687 But I never tried anything like that. 1012 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:48,125 It's easy. I'd teach you. 1013 01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:54,190 I'd wash your clothes, darn them, clean up for you, 1014 01:32:54,302 --> 01:32:55,929 and I'd sing for you. 1015 01:33:02,743 --> 01:33:05,143 And I'd untie everything for you. 1016 01:33:06,948 --> 01:33:09,382 But I have to be at work early tomorrow morning. 1017 01:33:09,483 --> 01:33:10,575 Look. 1018 01:33:10,685 --> 01:33:13,882 If we went dancing and a stranger asked me to dance, 1019 01:33:13,988 --> 01:33:15,580 what would you do? 1020 01:33:15,690 --> 01:33:19,023 What would you do? Tell me. - Well, what would I do? 1021 01:33:19,126 --> 01:33:21,594 So you would let me dance with a stranger? 1022 01:33:24,465 --> 01:33:27,901 When you come back to bed, wipe your feet. 1023 01:33:28,536 --> 01:33:31,630 Right. You're family-minded. 1024 01:33:33,007 --> 01:33:35,032 But you wouldn't let me dance with anybody else, would you? 1025 01:33:35,142 --> 01:33:38,475 Say that you'd slap me. Say it! 1026 01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:43,776 Dang it, of course. I'd slap you silly. 1027 01:33:43,884 --> 01:33:48,412 I knew that you loved me. I knew it ages ago. 1028 01:34:06,507 --> 01:34:07,531 Look here. 1029 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:11,408 When we're at home together, it will be just like I wasn't there. 1030 01:34:11,512 --> 01:34:13,412 Gypsies know how to be that quiet. 1031 01:34:13,514 --> 01:34:17,541 What if children came along? And with them, worries. Get me? 1032 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:22,112 What do you mean, worries? I already have a little girl. There. 1033 01:34:22,990 --> 01:34:27,654 - You already have a little girl? - Yes, of course. Little Margit. 1034 01:34:27,762 --> 01:34:29,923 And she's so pretty. 1035 01:34:30,031 --> 01:34:32,556 She could fetch your slippers for you, 1036 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:36,398 run off for your beer, comb your hair and everything. 1037 01:34:36,504 --> 01:34:38,335 And where would she sleep? 1038 01:34:39,907 --> 01:34:42,467 Well, in the couch drawer, for example. 1039 01:34:43,377 --> 01:34:45,140 Like me. 1040 01:34:45,246 --> 01:34:47,146 How wide are those windows? 1041 01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:49,775 - A meter 20. - We're lucky then. 1042 01:34:49,884 --> 01:34:53,285 I just happen to have curtains that size. They'll be pretty there. 1043 01:34:53,387 --> 01:34:55,651 But I'm a bit of a loner. 1044 01:34:55,756 --> 01:34:59,192 Me too. That's how it should be. 1045 01:34:59,293 --> 01:35:01,727 But you've got a mess here. 1046 01:35:03,064 --> 01:35:05,362 Honest, something terrible. 1047 01:35:15,476 --> 01:35:17,842 Well, here, to start with. 1048 01:35:19,046 --> 01:35:22,038 - Do you want an apple? - Well, yes. 1049 01:35:25,086 --> 01:35:27,646 - How old are you? - Eighteen. 1050 01:35:27,755 --> 01:35:29,382 Still have another 10 years in me. 1051 01:35:29,490 --> 01:35:31,822 And you? - Twenty-one. 1052 01:35:31,926 --> 01:35:33,826 Blackjack! That's the best age. 1053 01:35:33,928 --> 01:35:36,362 If I danced with somebody else, you'd slap me, wouldn't you? 1054 01:35:36,464 --> 01:35:38,523 - Of course I'd slap you. - Swear you would. 1055 01:35:38,632 --> 01:35:40,691 I swear. Honest. 1056 01:35:40,801 --> 01:35:42,462 Now I believe you! 1057 01:35:42,570 --> 01:35:45,869 Now you're my man, my master, my all. 1058 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:51,443 Yes, but what's my mother going to say? 1059 01:35:53,814 --> 01:35:55,475 You leave that to me. 1060 01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:58,848 I'll tell her, "Look here, my good woman. 1061 01:35:58,953 --> 01:36:02,354 I'm human too, and I can do everything. 1062 01:36:02,456 --> 01:36:05,050 I'll sweep the yard and the pavement in front of the house." 1063 01:36:08,028 --> 01:36:14,831 But what if your mother says, "You'll marry a Gypsy over my dead body"? 1064 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:34,554 Then I'll tell her, 1065 01:36:34,655 --> 01:36:38,147 "Mommy, lie down, and I'll step over you." 1066 01:38:15,422 --> 01:38:18,755 I'd love to be Fanfan la Tulipe, if only for a day. 1067 01:38:20,761 --> 01:38:22,388 I'll tell you what I think. 1068 01:38:22,496 --> 01:38:25,863 You're a plumber's assistant, and that's a lot. 1069 01:38:25,966 --> 01:38:29,493 If somebody's bath stops running, you come along. 1070 01:38:29,603 --> 01:38:32,128 If somebody's toilet is plugged, who do they call? 1071 01:38:32,239 --> 01:38:34,901 Who do they call? You! 1072 01:38:35,910 --> 01:38:39,243 They should shoot a film about you and me. 1073 01:38:39,346 --> 01:38:41,075 You have your daily bread, 1074 01:38:41,181 --> 01:38:44,378 so why should you dash across rooftops with sword in hand? 1075 01:38:45,653 --> 01:38:47,280 Well, yes. 1076 01:38:47,855 --> 01:38:50,688 But he's handsome. - Handsome! 1077 01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:53,316 You got him beat, sweetie pie. 1078 01:38:53,427 --> 01:38:55,258 When we get to our place at the brickworks, 1079 01:38:55,362 --> 01:38:58,559 you'll see that every other Gypsy is a gallant knight, 1080 01:38:58,666 --> 01:39:00,998 but he makes bricks. 1081 01:39:01,101 --> 01:39:03,501 Bricks are used to make houses. 1082 01:39:03,604 --> 01:39:06,095 And houses are used to make Gypsies. 1083 01:39:21,555 --> 01:39:25,423 You know, my foreman, he's not to be messed with. 1084 01:39:26,794 --> 01:39:29,627 He keeps asking me to call him by his first name. 1085 01:39:29,730 --> 01:39:31,755 But how can I do that 1086 01:39:31,865 --> 01:39:36,393 when he's about 20 years older than me and has four kids or something? 1087 01:39:36,503 --> 01:39:38,130 When I don't call him by his first name 1088 01:39:38,238 --> 01:39:40,900 then he points me out to the whole pub, 1089 01:39:41,008 --> 01:39:43,374 and keeps shouting at me, "Look here, everybody. 1090 01:39:43,477 --> 01:39:46,446 Have you ever seen such a nitwit? 1091 01:39:47,147 --> 01:39:49,206 He keeps his foreman at arm's length." 1092 01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:53,048 - And he always says, "Gaston!" - Your name is Gaston? 1093 01:39:53,153 --> 01:39:56,418 "If you don't start using my first name, I'll make your work hell. 1094 01:39:56,523 --> 01:39:59,048 Worse than hell, a concentration camp." 1095 01:40:00,894 --> 01:40:06,423 Once he spilled my lunch out of his bag and kicked it out of my reach, 1096 01:40:06,533 --> 01:40:10,936 yelling, "No more sharing my bag!" 1097 01:40:11,038 --> 01:40:12,903 He's not to be messed with. 1098 01:40:13,007 --> 01:40:15,999 - Your name is Gaston? - Yeah. A dog. 1099 01:40:16,110 --> 01:40:19,546 Well, then, Gaston, why don't you call him by his first name? 1100 01:40:22,950 --> 01:40:25,316 I'm timid. 1101 01:40:27,421 --> 01:40:29,082 Honest. 1102 01:40:39,967 --> 01:40:41,935 Look. My people. 1103 01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:44,432 They came from afar too. 1104 01:40:44,538 --> 01:40:47,166 Now they'll look for work here, like we did a year ago. 1105 01:40:47,274 --> 01:40:49,208 How can they sleep in the dew like that? 1106 01:40:49,309 --> 01:40:52,608 They have to be accustomed to anything. 1107 01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:55,978 We prefer to sleep outside too, when it's nice, of course. 1108 01:40:56,750 --> 01:40:59,514 Because it's suffocating for us inside a house. 1109 01:40:59,620 --> 01:41:02,180 Look. That man is tattooed. A mermaid tattoo, see? 1110 01:41:02,956 --> 01:41:06,153 My father, Demeter, was tattooed like that too. 1111 01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:09,161 When we were just lying around and stretching on Sundays, 1112 01:41:09,263 --> 01:41:15,498 we used to study the pictures just like in a book and point them out. 1113 01:41:15,602 --> 01:41:17,832 Dad used to laugh so much. 1114 01:41:17,938 --> 01:41:20,873 He was very ticklish. 1115 01:41:20,974 --> 01:41:23,204 He was so handsome. 1116 01:41:23,310 --> 01:41:26,006 You're handsome too, and everybody from your family. 1117 01:41:26,113 --> 01:41:27,512 Look here. 1118 01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:32,745 When we get married, I'll invite all my cousins from Nymburk. 1119 01:41:32,853 --> 01:41:35,344 And you'll see eight gallant knights. 1120 01:41:35,456 --> 01:41:38,425 - Eight? - Yeah, eight. 1121 01:41:38,525 --> 01:41:42,723 My grandfather will come too, wearing his green shoes. 1122 01:41:42,830 --> 01:41:46,527 They're all embroidered. He also wears them to funerals. 1123 01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:49,227 We'll hold each other by the hand like this. 1124 01:41:49,336 --> 01:41:51,304 We'll stand side-by-side. 1125 01:41:52,005 --> 01:41:54,098 Don't you just feel it? - Yes, sure. 1126 01:41:54,808 --> 01:41:56,742 He'll pour red wine over us. 1127 01:41:56,844 --> 01:42:01,838 - Geez, why? - That's a wedding, of course. 1128 01:42:04,151 --> 01:42:06,449 - And my grandfather — - Was a Gypsy baron, wasn't he? 1129 01:42:06,553 --> 01:42:09,750 Yes, and he carried a bamboo stick around with him. 1130 01:42:09,857 --> 01:42:12,519 When he met some Gypsies on the street 1131 01:42:12,626 --> 01:42:15,094 who were quarreling and spitting at each other, 1132 01:42:15,195 --> 01:42:18,892 he had such power that he just did this with the stick, 1133 01:42:18,999 --> 01:42:20,762 and they were quiet at once. 1134 01:42:20,868 --> 01:42:24,360 They were so scared of him. Honest. 1135 01:42:24,471 --> 01:42:27,634 Well, I saw it. And the quarrel was over. 1136 01:42:28,308 --> 01:42:29,900 And when somebody didn't obey, 1137 01:42:30,010 --> 01:42:33,741 then grandfather did this and he had to come up to him 1138 01:42:33,847 --> 01:42:38,944 and grandfather hit him over the head with the bamboo stick and that was that. 1139 01:42:39,052 --> 01:42:40,781 He used to be a referee at soccer games too. 1140 01:42:40,888 --> 01:42:42,719 The Gypsies were playing, 20 against 20, and grandfather — 1141 01:42:42,823 --> 01:42:44,222 What? 1142 01:42:44,892 --> 01:42:48,157 - Well? - A soccer team is 11 players. 1143 01:42:48,262 --> 01:42:49,957 - What do you mean? 20 on 20. - Well, of course. 1144 01:42:50,063 --> 01:42:52,930 - I was there. It was in Nasavrky. - What's that? 1145 01:42:53,033 --> 01:42:56,059 - Well, Nasavrky. - In Nasavrky? 1146 01:42:56,170 --> 01:42:57,102 Yes, in Nasavrky. 1147 01:42:57,204 --> 01:42:59,001 - All right. It doesn't matter. - Yes, in Nasavrky. 1148 01:42:59,106 --> 01:43:01,506 Never mind where it was, but it just — 1149 01:43:02,176 --> 01:43:05,634 Grandpa just took his bamboo stick 1150 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:08,478 and hit anybody who kicked others too much 1151 01:43:08,582 --> 01:43:10,675 and that Gypsy would stop it, and the game went on. 1152 01:43:10,784 --> 01:43:12,308 Sorry, sorry, Mister. 1153 01:43:12,419 --> 01:43:15,149 Gaston, you chump. 1154 01:43:15,255 --> 01:43:17,951 This is how it should be in our workshop too, right? 1155 01:43:18,058 --> 01:43:21,255 You're not angry with me, are you? - Look, mister, you're drunk. 1156 01:43:21,361 --> 01:43:24,660 Mind your own business, will you? - That's my foreman, silly. 1157 01:43:24,765 --> 01:43:27,598 - Oh, Geez, is that you? - And this is my... fiancee. 1158 01:43:28,235 --> 01:43:30,100 Pleased to meet you. 1159 01:43:31,305 --> 01:43:34,502 We'll share a bag again from this day onwards, get it? 1160 01:43:34,608 --> 01:43:38,271 If you can call me by my first name, you'll be my foreman, get it? 1161 01:43:38,378 --> 01:43:42,781 I've never managed to get a Gypsy girl. No, siree, not me. 1162 01:43:42,883 --> 01:43:47,445 A Gypsy girl. I only used to dream about a Gypsy girl. 1163 01:43:48,121 --> 01:43:53,650 Oh, my beautiful Gypsy My little Gypsy girl 1164 01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:57,059 I'm off. Bye! 1165 01:44:01,435 --> 01:44:05,462 Miss, have you ever seen such a nitwit? 1166 01:44:07,107 --> 01:44:08,301 Bye! 1167 01:44:08,408 --> 01:44:10,308 Oh, my beautiful Gypsy— Bye. 1168 01:44:10,410 --> 01:44:12,640 My little Gypsy girl - Foreman, you've had a few too many! 1169 01:44:12,746 --> 01:44:17,513 Should I walk you home? - Just go alone. No, indeed. Bye. 1170 01:44:17,618 --> 01:44:22,385 Oh, my beautiful Gypsy My little Gypsy girl 1171 01:44:22,489 --> 01:44:25,890 Just you go on alone, the two of you. Bye! Bye! 1172 01:44:25,993 --> 01:44:29,929 - Who goes there? - It's me, Uncle. 1173 01:44:30,030 --> 01:44:32,123 I see. 1174 01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:35,364 Various scoundrels are around and come here sometimes. 1175 01:44:35,469 --> 01:44:38,233 - Why are you looking at him? - I can't see well if it's far. 1176 01:44:38,338 --> 01:44:40,602 I'm not going to ask three times. - Who's that? 1177 01:44:40,707 --> 01:44:44,165 - He's just a fool. - I'll just pump a lead shot 1178 01:44:44,278 --> 01:44:46,439 right into his snout. 1179 01:44:46,546 --> 01:44:48,878 What about this one here? - He's my darling. 1180 01:44:48,982 --> 01:44:50,449 Darling. 1181 01:44:50,550 --> 01:44:53,246 Does he know your name? 1182 01:44:57,057 --> 01:45:00,458 - That I don't. - And he's slept with her already. 1183 01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:04,462 So times haven't changed since my young days. 1184 01:45:20,013 --> 01:45:22,607 They're just playing, you know. 1185 01:46:17,070 --> 01:46:20,801 Bye, Gaston. Tonight near that gallant knight poster, right? 1186 01:46:20,907 --> 01:46:24,138 Well, you know, I wanted to tell you something. 1187 01:46:24,244 --> 01:46:27,338 Something terribly important. 1188 01:46:43,296 --> 01:46:45,662 Well, we'd better go. 1189 01:46:45,766 --> 01:46:48,530 Scoundrels often come here. 1190 01:46:51,805 --> 01:46:55,901 Careful, this might be some future president. 1191 01:46:56,009 --> 01:46:59,069 Who knows? Who knows? 1192 01:47:18,098 --> 01:47:19,190 THE END